A sensory sanctuary + live magic experience for your healing field
Chris P Tee. Fifty years on stage. One marquee.
Your healing field. No booking fee. Just look after us.
Last-minute welcome · Available now to end of September · Let's talk
The Happy Honey Magic Chill Zone is a fully self-contained experiential installation. We bring everything. We set up everything. We run everything. Your team doesn't touch a thing.
A shaded, calm space to decompress from the main stages. Deliberately quiet. Deliberately unhurried. A real reset.
Chris P Tee performs with honey as the interactive element — not tricks, moments. Audiences participate. Nobody is made to feel silly.
Cannabis strain-named honey from Germany. Strawberry Cough. Blue Dream. Purple Haze. Tonka Cinnamon Boom. People taste something they've never tasted before.
Everyone who comes through gets a free membership to the Cannabin-Oid community — no strings, no upsell, just an open door. Organisers, volunteers, crowd. All of them. Come and have a look at what we're doing.
A space where people can be exactly who they are. No performance required. Neurodivergent-aware, sensory-considerate, genuinely safe.
They'll still be describing this in the car home. That's the only metric that matters.
Imkerei Megyes is a small artisan beekeeping operation in Wendeburg, Germany. Tamás Megyes names his honey after cannabis strains — not as a gimmick, but because each variety genuinely echoes those terpene profiles. Regional. Handcrafted. Limited edition.
The honey doesn't contain cannabis. It doesn't need to. The craft and the curiosity do the work. When someone tastes the Strawberry Cough for the first time, they understand what we mean.
In the show, the honey becomes the magic. The jar becomes the prop. The tasting becomes the moment. That's the whole experience in one sentence.
No booking fee. No performance fee.
We self-fund, self-supply, self-manage. We are not a commercial trader.
We apply for a curated experiential installation space — healing field, arts area,
or green zone — not a commercial trade permit.
What we ask for in return is hospitality: a spot for the van, food and drink covered,
and a proper place in the programme. Quid pro quo. That's the deal.
"I've been doing this for fifty years. The show changes. The connection doesn't."
Christian P Taylor — Chris P Tee, Doc — is a 50-year variety entertainer, magician, and community builder from Bristol. He performed his first show at seventeen. He hasn't stopped since.
He's also a legal medical cannabis patient who built a grassroots platform because nobody told him anything useful when he was first prescribed. That platform is Cannabin-Oid — a village, not a directory.
He's done corporate boardrooms, school assemblies, rave stages, and everything in between. He spent fifty years entertaining rooms. Then he stopped trying — and found out that's when it actually works. He's not entertaining anymore. He's being entertaining. The healing field understands that distinction instantly.
No booking fee. No performance fee. But we are asking to be looked after — because we're looking after your crowd all weekend. This is what that means:
Enough room for a medium marquee plus a small performance area in front of it. We're not asking for prime real estate — we're asking for the field where your crowd already goes to breathe.
The van is the stage and the home. Doc sleeps where he works. We need to park up alongside the installation — not in a distant car park. If there's an electric hook-up, even better.
Catering passes, meal tokens, crew wristbands — whatever works for you. We're not fussy. We just need to not have to think about it. When you look after us, we can focus entirely on looking after your crowd.
There are times when the doors need to close and Doc needs to go still. AuDHD. He gives everything in the field — but he also needs to recharge. A space that's genuinely his, that he can retreat to. That's what the van is for.
A brief line in the festival programme and/or map so people can find us. That's all the marketing we need.
We understand there may or may not be a budget. That's okay. Let's have the conversation and work it out together.
Last-minute bookings are not just accepted. They are welcome.
Chris P Tee is living in his van this summer. He is available now, through to the end of September. If your venue has parking and an electric hook-up, he can be there.
The way it works: he parks overnight, wakes up, sets up, puts music on, starts chilling. People drift over. A show happens. Everyone sits and chats. That is genuinely the whole thing.
"If I could get paid five hundred quid a day for just turning up somewhere I'd parked up overnight — set up my things, put music on, vape a bit — and then a few people gather and I go, oh well, let's do a bit of a magic show shall we — and then we all just sit and chat. That's kinda my thing."
Doc, 2026
If this fits your ethos, get in touch. No forms, no decks, no nonsense. Just a conversation about whether this works for you.
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